Funny Jokes for Kids
Funny Jokes for Kids: Dog Jokes Green Group 1 What is the one word a dog can say ? BARK What do dogs eat at the cinema ? Pup-corn What did the dog yell when it saw the pieces of a fallen tree ? Bark! Bark! What's a dogs favourite dessert ? Pup-cakes What dog loves to take bubble baths ? A shampoodle ! What do grown up dogs say to their puppies? Hush, puppies! What kind of dog does a vampire prefer ? Any kind of bloodhound !
Funny Jokes for Kids: Dog Jokes Pink Group 2 What is your dog's favourite city? New Yorkie What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A Collie-Flower! Why do dogs wag their tails ? Because no one else will do it for them What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ? His bark was much worse than his bite ! What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ? A jet setter ! What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants! What is the only kind of dog you can eat ? A hot dog
Funny Jokes for Kids: Dog Jokes Blue Group 3 What is a dog's favourite food Anything that’s on your plate ! What dog wears contact lenses? A cock-eyed Spaniel! What's a dog's favourite hobby? Collecting fleas! How many seasons are there in a dog's life? Just one - the moulting season! What do you get if you cross a gun dog with a telephone? A golden receiver! What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog ? Dingo Starr! What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow ? Slush puppies!
Funny Jokes for Kids: Dog Jokes Red Group 4 What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster ? Cockerpoodledoo ! Why do dogs run in circles ? Because its hard to run in squares! How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ? Terrier-fied! How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ? Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark ! Eleven dogs shared one umbrella, yet none got wet. How did they manage? It wasn't raining. How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast? He foamed at the mouth. How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard? Put him in your back yard.
Funny Jokes for Kids: Dog Jokes Purple Group 5 How is a dog like a penny? They both have a head and a tail. How long are a dog's legs? Long enough to reach the ground. How many hairs are in a dog's tail? None. They are all on the outside. If your dog jumped into a swimming pool, what is the first thing he would do? Get wet. What did the dog do when a man-eating tiger followed him? Nothing. It was a man-eating tiger, not a dog-eating one. What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684? The wrong answer. What did the dog say to the candle? Are you going out tonight?
Funny Jokes for Kids:Dog Jokes Orange Group 6 What did the dog say when he chased his tail? This is the end. What do dogs have that no other animal has? Puppies. What does a dog become after it is six years old? Seven years old. What dog can jump higher than a tree? Any dog can jump higher than a tree. Trees don't jump. What has 2,000 eyes and 4,000 feet? A thousand dogs. What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour? A double crosser. What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up? A dog.
Funny Jokes for Kids:Dog Jokes Brown Group 7 What is worse than a dog howling at the moon? Two dogs howling at the moon. What looks like a dog, sounds like a dog, eats like a dog, but isn't a dog? A pup. What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog? A hen that lays pooched eggs. When do dogs have 16 legs? When there are four of them. When is a dog most likely to enter the house? When the door is open. When you catch your dog eating a dictionary, what should you do? Take the words right out of his mouth. Where was the dog when the lights went out? In the dark.
Funny Jokes for Kids:Dog Jokes Dark Green Group 8 Which dog can tell the time? A watchdog. Which dog looks like a cat? A police dog in disguise. Why are dogs such poor dancers? They have two left feet. Why did the dog say meow? He was learning a foreign language. Why did the dog's owner think his dog was a great mathematician? When he asked the dog what six minus six was, the dog said nothing. DOG FOR SALE. EASY TO KEEP. EATS ANYTHING. FOND OF CHILDREN. Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
Funny Jokes for Kids:Dog Jokes Hot Pink Group 9 Why is a dog so warm in Summer? He wears a coat and pants. Why was the mother flea so unhappy? All her children had gone to the dogs. What kind of dogs are the best with children? Baby setters! What kind of dog always needs a shave? A bearded collie! What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments? Labs! What do you get if you cross a dog and a lion? A terrified postman!
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